Survey with two gays.

LASTS:
-1. Last beverage:
Michael-Water
Ryan- Bud Ice
Me-Bud ice
-2. Last phone call:
m-emily
R-cara
M-thomas
-3. Last text message:
m-joeii
R-my husband
M-thomas
-4. Last song you listened to:
m-missy elliot
R-la dispute
R-swing swing
-5. Last time you cried:
M-The ending of matilida whenever the librarian adopts her
R-whenever brenda died in scary movie
M-today lol

HAVE YOU EVER:
-6. Dated someone twice:
M-three times
R-yes, who hasn’t
M-yeah
-7. Been cheated on:
m-im just gonna say yes for the pity factor.
R-yes. Eat a dick pat.
M-yes.
-8. Kissed someone & regretted it: m-yep. Eat a dick pat.
R-no. Yolo.
M-yes.
-9. Lost someone special:
M-yeah my virginity I miss dat bitch.
R-uhh no. bitchz come n go.
M-yeah.
-10. Been depressed:
M-yeah whenever emlee calls me.
R-yeah I was craving a milkshake from jackndabox and it was broken
M-yuh
-11. Been drunk and threw up:
M-on yo couch bitch
R-alll day erryday

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: -
12. teal ruby red cookie brown
-13. Navy blue yellow orange
-14. Purple gold blue

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2012)
-15. Made a new friend:
Yes whos urs
Eric id we play wow together
Yeah work ppl
-16. Fallen out of love:
More like it fell outta my rectum
No
Yez
. -17. Laughed until you cried:
daily
Daily routine bitch
Yes
-18. Met someone who changed you:
Yeah he left me for a pregant bitch
Nerp
No
-19. Found out who your true friends were:
No cuz tru friends already kno
Kinda
-20. Found out someone was talking about you?
I dont like btchs playin on my phone
Haterz make me stronger
Lol wut
-21. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
yeah
Uh I fuxked someone on my friends list
Whats new
-22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: were not gonna count aint nobody got time
-23. How many kids do you want?
Do halves count negative half zero
None
Two
-25. Do you want to change your name:
Yes leave it to mystery
Bruce wayne or john wayne whatever gets me more followers
Nah
-26. What did you do for your last birthday?
Thata when love fell out of me and dripped onto some more ppl
Drove ur drunkass around
Bar for my 21st
-28. What were you doing at midnight last night?:
Your mom
Playing wow like a bau5
Talking to ed
-29. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
Chicaguh
Death. I cant think of anything. Nothing.
Idk everything blows.
-30. Last time you saw your Mother: 5 hours ago
Earlier today
Last Wednesday
-31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:
My friends
Uhh nothing its perfect just the way it is carie smiley face
New job and boyfriend
-33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:
Yep does that have to be their legal name?
Does tom from tom n jerry count? He didnt talk back though.
Tomkat.
-34. Who is getting on your nerves now?:
The, the. You.
You axein all deez qurstions.
Ed and sean.
-35. Most visited webpage:
Uh churchoffudge.com
Xvideos.com
Fb or tumblr.
-36. Whats your real name:
Terrance
Ryan micheal wayne
Emleebardi
-37. Nicknames:
Tkane twikster hahawhtevmike bigdickmike foureyes jewnose and uh u could add mike terrific terrance michaelmonster booger. Im done
Ry ryry bo bobo mickell softbatch bbyadriah ryrysunshine pooter punkin pookie ryanheather.
-38. Relationship Status?
Open 2 all boys ages 16-42 or not ded yet. All living boys with pulse. Put that.
Married. Life happens that fast.
Swinger.
-39. Zodiac sign:
A woman with a jar full of water. Shes greek for her clan.
Actually its lie bruh.
Libra.
-40. Male or female?:
Evefything inbetween.
I feel uncomfortable answering that question. Male, m-a-i-l.
Female.
-41. Primary School?:
Etheridge
Bob cean elementary, tj lee, camey
B.B. Owen, Hebron Valley, & Camey.
-42. Secondary School?:
Lakeview with no lakeview
Lakeview
Lakeview.
-43. High school/college?:
Tchs for both of us then quad c
The Colony, Provo College/Quad C. -44. Hair color:
Foxy brown
Yes I love that answer. Fake just like my friends.
Auburn.
-45. Long or short:
Long enough to hit that g spot.
What do u think look at it.
Long.
-46. Height:
6’2”
Id probably say 6 foot
5’11”
-47. Do you have a crush on someone?:
Yeah
Ive got a crush on u I hope feel the way that I do
No
-48: What do you like about yourself?:
My gift from the gods. My legs.
Absolutely nothing.
Nappy hairz.
-49. Piercings, how many and where:
None
8 plugs septum snakebits industrial nipples
4 in Ears and Tongue.
-50: Tattoos, how many and where:
None
None yet
One on my back left shoulder
-51. Righty or lefty:
um righty and spell it wri-.
Righty tighty cause I aint a lefty lucy hoe.
Righty.

FIRSTS : -52. First surgery:
Birth.
Ive never had surgery.
tonsillectomy.
-53. First piercing:
What piercing.
Ears I think yeah.
Ears.
-54. First best friend online:
Gladus
Jorsan reese patterson
Sabrina Avila.
-55. First sport you joined:
Soccer. Is karate a sport.
Baithball. Baysbawl.
Basketball.
-56. First vacation:
Uhhh pfff disney world.
Omg how old was I where did we go? It.was either north.carolina but I was like 3 so I dont rly remember it. So im gonna say key west. My gay ass uncle.
Colorado to visit family.
-58. First pair of trainers:
Um Im gonna say sqwut.
Wot.
What?

RIGHT NOW:
-59. musiccc;
whatever this is. Oh okay ptffft sec pistols.
Glassjaw dancegavindance brandnew mephis mayfire. Yeah.
Idc rap nd indie.
-60. phone;
sidekick
Htc sense
Evo
-62. drink;
Virgin penacolada
Fodis gurl
Nothing.
-63. computer;
I dont have one I have a mac
I have a toe sheeee bah. Toyota.
Broken.

YOUR FUTURE :
-64. Want kids?:
We’ve already answered this.
I agree.
Yes.
-65. Get married?:
I cant. Id be areeseted.
Its illegal id be litch kinged.
Yes. Hopefully to Seth Rogen.
-66. Career:
Burpologist at.the burp univeristy at burp kentucky.
Doctor.
Dunnooooo.
-67. Lips or eyes:
Whcih ones more plump? Which ever ones bluer.
Ur saq. Lips or vagina lips?
Eyes.
-68. Hugs or kisses?:
Um kisses.
Hugs not drugs gurl.
Kisses.
-69. Shorter or taller:
Taller. What the shorter. Shorter so they closer to my dick.
Depends. Not the diapers.
Taller.
-70. Older or Younger:
Yeah bitch git on my level im alpha male.
Eat a dick u crusty old hag. Agnes.
Older.
-71. Romantic or spontaneous:
Can u like? Wait. Why cant something spontaneous be romantic?
I agree with tkane.
Both.
-72. Nice stomach or nice arms:
Stomach uhhh both.
Mmm arms.
Nice Arms.
-73. Sensitive or loud:
Sensitive.
Yeah. Why cant they be both? I HAVE FEELINGS GIVE ME LOVE.
Mildly both.
-74. Hook-up or relationship: both.
RelationSHIT.
both.

HAVE YOU EVER :
-76. Kissed a stranger:
Yep. I was dared.
Nah.
Yeah.
-77. Drank hard liquor:
SOCO WHAT UP *michael and.ryan high five*
Yeppp.
-78. Lost glasses/contacts:
Yes.
Hell yeah hell yeah
20/20 bitchhh.
-79. Sex on first date:
If theyre hot.
Nope.
ha.
-80. Broken someone’s heart:
Uhh just a perk of my buisness. Im gonna get ryan when he gets out. Im gonna.get him with everything. Im gonna summon him with the conch.
I cant even deal right now.
-82. Been arrested:
Nope
Nope
Never.
-83. Turned someone down:
Yep
Yep
No.
-84. Cried when someone died:
Yes
Ummhmm
Yes.. ):
-85. Fallen for a friend:
Yes
No
Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
-86. Yourself:
Believe it
Of course
Sometimes.
-88. Love at first sight:
Yes
Yes
No.
-89. Heaven:
Nope but it believes in me
Hell no
Indefinitely.
-90. Santa Clause:
U mean krinkle clause
R u srs
No
-91. Kiss on the first date:
Yeo
No im not a slut
Yeahhh.
-92. Angels:
Yeah theyre looking down on me ahhh
fuck no
Somewhat.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
-94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
No
Never ever
Never.
-95. Did you sing today?:
Yep hell yeah hyfr
Same answer
Always.
-96. Ever cheated on somebody?:
Nope
No u slaughterhouse whore
Yes
-97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
Beginning of the universe
Far enough back to ride a trex thru the jungle
Freshman year.
-98. The moment you would choose to relive?:
Uh whenever 9/11. Put uh columbus sailing the great sea.
-99. Are you afraid of falling in love?:
No its afraid of me.
Nope
Kind of..
-100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?:
Hell yeah
Hell no
Wut.